Featuring
Vicky "Slick" Ingles
Cal "Vague Culating" Higgins
Carron "in France" Stacey
Karen "Kicking" Lepora
Jof "Chilled" Messenger
and
[Ally "Zip" Hunt]
(All nicknames are negotiable and may be changed hourly)
Vital statistics
New words/phrases
Bosky - green and smelly (not of cheese) -origin - Essex bird
Flyage - amount of flies in room
Meine Beutelmaus hat gestopfung (My wombat is constipated)
Pictures drawn
Soren Lorsensen
Glynn in Easter Bunny ears
Misc stats
Adults' accidents 1000
Slick Vick's hobnobbing with the stars 3
Ben and Amandas 2
Invisible men 1 (Mark Hunt)
Cal's Other Friends 26
Lazy Daisy experiences 2
Non-aural piercings 4
Tattoos 3
Purchases 2
Poos 6
Households where females do bins 1
Stroppy women in pedallos 4
Weird noises in bedroom 1
Katakanus 1
Cakes 6
Dead flies 13
Fly suicides 2
Healthy runs 3
Healthy walks 2
Times
Children's accidents 19:19
Nipple ring pictures 23:43
Time of first drink 15:48; 17:57; 16:58
Pig flying 15:32
Photos
The Katakanu
For Johnny