Yellow Plum Park Friday with Evie, Kaitlin and Harry. After my al fresco bowel movement, we explored a forest and found a secret way into the school's Treasure Garden. We watched the after-school football team play and Lewis saw us. I can't understand why my mum is shocked by this!
When Harry and Kaitlin went home, we carried on playing and I showed Evie how to empty the contents of your water bottle over yourself and everyone else. I also demonstrated how to throw your school water bottle into a prickle bush. Evie's mum is tall and tried to get it out, but was worried she'd topple in. She didn't see my mum ready to video this (something about £250?). We are going to ask Grandad to try as he is tall and has thick skin.