My mum asked Mrs Jonibob if Bobert could come for tea after school last Friday. Of course she didn't actually say that, as it would have been physically impossible given it's Sunday. However last Friday Bobert appeared in Yellow Plum Park after school as planned. That's when it all went horribly wrong.
My donut of a mother forgot that she'd left the house with dad that morning, and then went straight out with Tori's mum for brunch, then came straight into school to help Mr G, then straight to the park. She didn't have her keys! Luckily Erin's dad rode to the rescue on his bike via Debbie, our spare keyholder, who also does some cleaning too! But in the meantime between organising this and the keys arriving, I bumped heads with Bob and we were both crying very dramatically, but at different locations in the park. My mum had to carry Bob back to me and cuddle us both. We were alright in a matter of minutes. Could it get worse? No it didn't!
We went home for a tea of IFITS, if it's there you can have it. If it isn't, you can't. We shared 3 fishfingers, 2 waffles, some veg and some chicken! Pudding was ice cream with chocolate sauce and sprinkles. We were so shattered that we didn't want to trash all of my toys in my den, or create havoc in my bedroom by climbing into and emptying my cupboard ... we just wanted to watch tv! We watched Scooby Doo. Which my mum enjoyed too.After a quick bath, the photos for which will be shared with appropriate parents, dad drove Bob home and we dropped mum off at Gun Wharf for her dinner with the NCT gals.
When my mum was getting into the car, she asked Bob if she looked pretty. He said "A bit, but not as much as my mum, as she has beautifuller dresses." My mum swooned. They all love Bob. Don't know why... Maybe I'm just jealous!