I went to the circus yesterday and it was FAB! Death defying trapeze artists had Grandma and Mum in bits, squeezing my knees and yelping for them to "come down" - and my best bit? The "housekeeping" bit at the start where the clowns kept squirting one bloke with water pistols. It was great though.
Pub later, well it was Beer o'Clock. All the elements were there: blue lolly, sun, grandparents visiting - those were the identical precursors to The Fight at the pub. Dad didn't have a puncture though so it didn't happen. Phew!
No pic. Sack the photographer.