Not so illicit arms dealing

Police in Southsea today ended the search for the missing arms and head of the torso found on the beach, concentrating instead on another sort of arms. Those being dealt in a Milton pub, The Artillery. Government intelligence indicates a rife trade in rifles, and light sabres, under the pretence of selling massage services.


Officer Higgybottom said in a statement "No good can come of this".


Surveillance of the suspected perpetrators is under way and anyone who sees the three individuals photographed in the grainy cc tv shot below are warned NOT to approach them. "They are tenacious little devils," said Officer Higgybottom. "They can only be trapped through distraction with episodes of Phineas and Ferb."